You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
Randomize
