You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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