News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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