Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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