Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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