Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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