i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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