You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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