i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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