so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
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