He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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