At least make sure they are 18
Why
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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