i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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