He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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