Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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