dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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