hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
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