i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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