dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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