I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
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