He is such a slut. More and more my type.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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