You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
i believe in u and ur pee
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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