I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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