you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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