what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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