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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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