she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
All I want is dick and wine.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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