So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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