i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Randomize
