Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Randomize
