this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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