The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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