what day is it and did you see me today?
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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