you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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