yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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