Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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