She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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