did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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