i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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