: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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