I cockslap morals
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
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