I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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