This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
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