you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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