I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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