Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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