he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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