Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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