I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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