Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Don't EVER smell your tampon
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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