Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
They took my balls.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Randomize
