i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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