i need an iv and a liver transplant
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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